"i wrote this in the bullpen of the radio station while watching pawn stars highlights that someone had left on the tv !!! did you know chumlee has felony charges for drug trafficking"
"this is a song that i wrote because i apologize too much ! sometimes the people that you care about (or want to stay in the good graces of) don't really care about you all that much ! you don't have to apologize for stepping on their toes ! put on a steel toed boot and break their whole foot!"
"I wrote this song after taking a forensic anthropology class and reading about a set of remains that sheltered a wasp's nest inside the skull... I decided to make it into a murder ballad, but from the perspective of the victim... an incredulous and extremely forgiving lover - someone who, even in death, uses their facilities to make others more comfortable. A calcium-borne home for a home. :^)"
"This is a song about being trans and ugly and wanting to rip every vein and artery and little sinew of muscle out of your body and change it around into something that's pretty and nice and halfway worth a damn. It's also about Snagglepuss, the gay little cat from Hanna-Barbera cartoons."
"This is a song I wrote as a silly attempt to write a project in a day. I had an idea for a song about whip-poor-wills, then started doing research for it. I then found out that nightjars have super cool names for some reason, so I decided to write a couple more."